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Pea Turret by gryphonworks Pea Turret by gryphonworks
The "Pea" turret - so named for its round and relatively small size- was one of early prototype robots created in the Aperture Science Laboratories. The technicians were instructed to construct a sentry that was "compact, simple, cute (to catch the targets off-guard, of course), and deadly." The "deadly" part must have slipped between the cracks at some point though, as all these turrets seemed capable of doing were spewing various forms of greetings, apologies, and names of endearment, as well as scuttle along on the floor like some kind of odd volleyball-sized metallic crab, generally following anything that moved yet doing nothing that could be remotely called killing. "Adorable but useless!" was many a cry at the testing stations that day.

Needless to say, this prototype was trashed rather quickly. Their tall and slender replacements were still rather polite, yet more than willing to put a few dozen holes into the test subjects they were programmed to target. All the pea turrets were supposed to have been collected and disposed of, yet strangely a good number of them have simply disappeared. Mayhaps the large number of ApSci employees leaving the facility with unusually lumpy lab coats had something to do with it...


LOL. This is so weird, I don't even know what to say about it myself. xD Quick paintbrush scribble in Photoshop.
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:iconmeeeeeeeem:
Meeeeeeeem Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
They are just SO ADORABLE.

Meem.
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:icondevthedeviant:
DevTheDeviant Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA xD
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:iconomega-steam:
omega-steam Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Student Digital Artist
STOP BEING CUTE THIS INSTANT!
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:iconredsligbra:
redsligbra Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014  Student General Artist
moar and IF THEY WERE ON SHELVES I WOULD BUY THEM OUTTA STOCK!!!
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:iconal-rice:
Al-Rice Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Help I'M DYING IN IT CUTENESS!
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:iconai-15837:
AI-15837 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
IT'S SO CUTE! *dies of cuteness* (That's how it kills you!)
May I draw one?
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:iconawsomeguy12345:
Awsomeguy12345 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013
HHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG *dies*
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:icontaranee4545:
taranee4545 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Why it is so cute!? :happybounce: 
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:iconkiathehurt:
KiatheHurt Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013
SOCUUUUUTEEE!!!!!<3
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:iconspazzygamergirl:
Spazzygamergirl Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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:iconbleu-ace:
Bleu-Ace Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I WANT IT!
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:iconranewenmeneldur:
RanewenMeneldur Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OOOOH my god it is SO adorable... I know what I want for Christmas.
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:iconwoppy42:
Woppy42 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I had to favorite this just based on the description. :P Great art, too! :D
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:iconnintendoisforme:
Nintendoisforme Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013
It may shoot you with tiny bullets but its so Adorable!
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:iconkuznyadragonofbaa:
KuznyaDragonOfBaa Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think that this baby doesn`t shoot bullets, but peas. x3
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:iconmaximilian-mcmonkey:
Maximilian-McMonkey Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013   General Artist
Dawwww.... It's cute AND not lethal! What more could you want? :P
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:icondragynn275:
Dragynn275 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
DO WANT.
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:iconmegaazornumbers09:
MegaAzornumbers09 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
naw <3
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:icontestsubject276:
Testsubject276 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
so adowable!
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:icongatekeeper27:
GateKeeper27 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
I will call him Turret, and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Turret!
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:iconladysomnambule:
LadySomnambule Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
how cute! for a quick drawing, you did pretty good. :aww:
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:icondracina:
Dracina Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
it's so adorable, I want one! :dalove:
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:icontobisagoodboy2:
tobisagoodboy2 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
its so cute.
I JUST DIED <3
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:iconsweetiepie019:
sweetiepie019 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
oh my dawwwwww!!!
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:iconscrapmetaru:
scrapmetaru Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012
d'aaaaaaawwwwww
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:iconpamuya-blucat:
Pamuya-Blucat Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Excuse me as I make small incomprehensible noises in reaction to the adorability of this little machine.

gdghdjgfdsjf :iconbigheartplz:
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:iconleppaberrie:
leppaberrie Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Aww! Forget Companion Cube, I want a Pea Turret!
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:iconmsfcatlover:
msfcatlover Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012
I want one!
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:iconcinderpaw1:
cinderpaw1 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Do you mind if I make a plushie of this design and link it to you? I of course would credit you :)
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:icongryphonworks:
gryphonworks Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sure, go ahead! :D
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:iconcinderpaw1:
cinderpaw1 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
[link]

Here he is :3
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:icongryphonworks:
gryphonworks Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Simply precious! ^.^
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:iconwolfacopolypse:
WolfAcopolypse Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2012
Simply adorable! C':
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:iconit-hurts-you-know:
iT-HuRtS-yOu-KnOw Featured By Owner May 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
D'aaaaawwwwww! so cuuttteee!!!
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:iconpokemonmaster50:
PokemonMaster50 Featured By Owner May 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That is so cute! :3
I want to make a stuffed toy that looks like that now. That would be really cool. :)
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:iconturretart:
turretart Featured By Owner May 2, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I really want to hold it 0.0 Please? WHOS A CUTE TURRET? WHOS A CUTE TURRET? YOU ARE! XD
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:icondisney-overdose:
Disney-Overdose Featured By Owner May 1, 2012  Student General Artist
EEEEE D'awwww
bubuhbbubuu
I need one of these.
...
*goes to find matireal to make a plushiiiiieeeee*
cx
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:iconkinggiantess:
KingGiantess Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
oh god can i have one
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:icongodflavoredbagel:
GodFlavoredBagel Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012
So... If that's the pea, the newer turrets must be the carrots. XD
(peas and carrots)
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:iconrubyrouge649:
rubyrouge649 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
What a cute little bugger it is! And I love the story behind it too :D
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:iconsupergirl75:
supergirl75 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
So cute. It looks like a little bug.
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:iconjakanddaxterfan51:
jakanddaxterfan51 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012
its so god damn cute! its so tiny! "Eez so small, eez funny to me."
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TheLippyLapras Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:icondiabeetusplz:
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:iconflarethevolcarona:
FlareTheVolcarona Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
SHO KAWAII-DESUUU
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:iconpyrazfc:
PyrazFC Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Who cares if it's useless? It's adorable and would make a kawaii plushie ~<3
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:iconchazzymoto:
chazzymoto Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
KAWAII-DESU.
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:iconshadowmaker-241:
ShadowMaker-241 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
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Someone stole this.

Report silently please.
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:iconthecorsettdoll:
TheCorsettDoll Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
-slowly picks up and squeezes-
This is the most adorable portal-related thing I have seen... IN MY LIFE.
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:icontheantiflag:
Theantiflag Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
Love it
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:iconredphienix:
redphienix Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That is so adorable <3
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